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16 Января 2013. Канал #pa3boyhuk
[00:02:01] <Liberty> Человек управляет, когда видит левый бордюр и правый бордюр.
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[01:15:01] <Liberty> Я не знаю как должно быть, но Вы делаете неправильно!
[01:30:00] <Liberty> Пистолет носится всегда на ремешке, дабы не потерять его.
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[03:05:00] <Liberty> Что?! Где вы были? В туалете?! Вы бы еще в театр сходили!
[03:30:00] <Liberty> Вы что, самый умный, может уже и каска жмет?
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[04:13:00] <Liberty> Тут один комик приходил, спрашивал, можно ли заменить то на это. Я ему сказал: «Нет!». Сначала там, а потом здесь.
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[05:07:00] <Liberty> Желающих выступить больше нет, поэтому придется прибегнуть к силе.
[05:30:00] <Liberty> Пользоваться общевойсковыми средствами индивидуальной защиты.
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[06:18:01] <Liberty> Наша кафедра закупила ЭВМ. Теперь офицерами кафедры планируются до 500 тыс. стратегических операций в секунду.
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[08:10:00] <Liberty> Я ведь знаю, что у вас вместо головы - задница. Вам всем надо информацию в записных книжках иметь - вот как у меня.
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[08:30:00] <Liberty> Занятия проводятся методом военной пятницы.
[09:01:00] <Liberty> Вот что нужно сделать, чтобы был правильный дефект речи.
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[09:30:01] <Liberty> Еще раз промахнешься, побежишь за пулями вдогонку!
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[10:04:00] <Liberty> Чтоб я ни одного личного состава в казарме не видел!
[11:06:00] <Liberty> Вы пока копайте здесь, а я пойду узнаю, где надо.
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[11:30:00] <Liberty> Они как шли, так и шлют.
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[12:14:00] <Liberty> Что у Вас за вид, товарищ курсант? Брюки не глажены, ботинки не чищены, морда не бритая – как пятилетний!
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[13:02:01] <Liberty> Я же приказал размести все лужи по плацу, чтобы офицеры по дороге домой не мочились.
[13:30:00] <Liberty> Что губит командира ? Пьянство, воровство, женщины. Не пей, не гуляй, не воруй ! Если еще и работать будешь, слава сама тебя найдет !
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[14:01:01] <Liberty> Трясите деревья, собирайте листья
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[14:30:00] <Liberty> Наш майор не любит соленых огурцов — у него голова в банку не пролазит.
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[15:07:00] <Liberty> Рисуй, рисуй, Паганини ...
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[16:08:00] <Liberty> Я не понимаю, товарищ студент, сколько можно пить? Ну выпил одну, ну выпил другую, ну литр, ну два, но зачем же напиваться?
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[16:30:00] <Liberty> А когда курсант пострижен, его знания налицо!
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[16:38:51] <Мулечка> Михас ты что разошелся то
[16:39:03] <Михас> блин зай я пьян
[16:39:09] <Мулечка> ясно
[16:39:17] <Михас> иди на Секс пожалута
[16:39:27] <Михас> ща паготь
[16:39:30] <ТаисАфинская> Мулечка, Михас,
[16:39:48] <Михас> #СЕКС
[16:39:57] <Михас> девчат иди ко мне
[17:05:00] <Liberty> Чтобы был тонкий юмор, нужны толстые знания.
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[17:30:00] <Liberty> Поправьте головную пилотку!
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[18:02:01] <Liberty> Все должны иметь трусы с длинными коленями, которые вас выдали.
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[19:00:57] <MISTIQUE> приветы
[19:01:00] <Liberty> Завтра у вас занятие по строевой, форма одежды - без оружия.
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[19:35:00] <Liberty> Миллиард - это огромная сумма, как сто миллионов.
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[19:42:45] <AndroUser> Всем привет
[19:43:36] <AndroUser> MISTIQUE, привет Свет
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[19:53:50] <MISTIQUE> АндроЮзер
[19:53:57] <MISTIQUE> АндроПузер
[19:54:07] <MISTIQUE> прям гляду андрогизм нынче в моде))
[20:03:00] <Liberty> Сигнал тревоги неожиданно прозвучит в 4 часа утра.
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[21:03:00] <Liberty> Товарищи, время оправляться! А мы еще не ели !
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[21:30:00] <Liberty> Вы мне тут доклали, товарищ курсант ...
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[21:50:00] <Liberty> Столы сосредоточивать в районе спортплощадки.
[22:05:00] <Liberty> Танки наступают небольшими группами – по два-три человека.
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[23:07:00] <Liberty> Курсант обмундирование не заправил, а уже лежит в вертикальном положении.
[23:30:00] <Liberty> Что Вы носитесь с чемоданом, как курица с наседкой?
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[01:15:01] <Liberty> Я не знаю как должно быть, но Вы делаете неправильно!
[01:30:00] <Liberty> Пистолет носится всегда на ремешке, дабы не потерять его.
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[03:05:00] <Liberty> Что?! Где вы были? В туалете?! Вы бы еще в театр сходили!
[03:30:00] <Liberty> Вы что, самый умный, может уже и каска жмет?
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[04:13:00] <Liberty> Тут один комик приходил, спрашивал, можно ли заменить то на это. Я ему сказал: «Нет!». Сначала там, а потом здесь.
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[05:07:00] <Liberty> Желающих выступить больше нет, поэтому придется прибегнуть к силе.
[05:30:00] <Liberty> Пользоваться общевойсковыми средствами индивидуальной защиты.
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[06:18:01] <Liberty> Наша кафедра закупила ЭВМ. Теперь офицерами кафедры планируются до 500 тыс. стратегических операций в секунду.
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[08:10:00] <Liberty> Я ведь знаю, что у вас вместо головы - задница. Вам всем надо информацию в записных книжках иметь - вот как у меня.
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[08:30:00] <Liberty> Занятия проводятся методом военной пятницы.
[09:01:00] <Liberty> Вот что нужно сделать, чтобы был правильный дефект речи.
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[09:30:01] <Liberty> Еще раз промахнешься, побежишь за пулями вдогонку!
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[10:04:00] <Liberty> Чтоб я ни одного личного состава в казарме не видел!
[11:06:00] <Liberty> Вы пока копайте здесь, а я пойду узнаю, где надо.
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[11:30:00] <Liberty> Они как шли, так и шлют.
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[12:14:00] <Liberty> Что у Вас за вид, товарищ курсант? Брюки не глажены, ботинки не чищены, морда не бритая – как пятилетний!
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[13:02:01] <Liberty> Я же приказал размести все лужи по плацу, чтобы офицеры по дороге домой не мочились.
[13:30:00] <Liberty> Что губит командира ? Пьянство, воровство, женщины. Не пей, не гуляй, не воруй ! Если еще и работать будешь, слава сама тебя найдет !
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[14:01:01] <Liberty> Трясите деревья, собирайте листья
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[14:30:00] <Liberty> Наш майор не любит соленых огурцов — у него голова в банку не пролазит.
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[15:07:00] <Liberty> Рисуй, рисуй, Паганини ...
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[16:08:00] <Liberty> Я не понимаю, товарищ студент, сколько можно пить? Ну выпил одну, ну выпил другую, ну литр, ну два, но зачем же напиваться?
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[16:30:00] <Liberty> А когда курсант пострижен, его знания налицо!
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[16:38:51] <Мулечка> Михас ты что разошелся то
[16:39:03] <Михас> блин зай я пьян
[16:39:09] <Мулечка> ясно
[16:39:17] <Михас> иди на Секс пожалута
[16:39:27] <Михас> ща паготь
[16:39:30] <ТаисАфинская> Мулечка, Михас,
[16:39:48] <Михас> #СЕКС
[16:39:57] <Михас> девчат иди ко мне
[17:05:00] <Liberty> Чтобы был тонкий юмор, нужны толстые знания.
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[17:30:00] <Liberty> Поправьте головную пилотку!
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[18:02:01] <Liberty> Все должны иметь трусы с длинными коленями, которые вас выдали.
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[19:00:57] <MISTIQUE> приветы
[19:01:00] <Liberty> Завтра у вас занятие по строевой, форма одежды - без оружия.
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[19:35:00] <Liberty> Миллиард - это огромная сумма, как сто миллионов.
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[19:42:45] <AndroUser> Всем привет
[19:43:36] <AndroUser> MISTIQUE, привет Свет
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[19:53:50] <MISTIQUE> АндроЮзер
[19:53:57] <MISTIQUE> АндроПузер
[19:54:07] <MISTIQUE> прям гляду андрогизм нынче в моде))
[20:03:00] <Liberty> Сигнал тревоги неожиданно прозвучит в 4 часа утра.
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[21:03:00] <Liberty> Товарищи, время оправляться! А мы еще не ели !
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[21:30:00] <Liberty> Вы мне тут доклали, товарищ курсант ...
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[21:50:00] <Liberty> Столы сосредоточивать в районе спортплощадки.
[22:05:00] <Liberty> Танки наступают небольшими группами – по два-три человека.
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[23:07:00] <Liberty> Курсант обмундирование не заправил, а уже лежит в вертикальном положении.
[23:30:00] <Liberty> Что Вы носитесь с чемоданом, как курица с наседкой?